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Hiya!

       My name's Carrie. Or Derek. Or Xeno. Whatever floats your boat, really, but I go by XENODOGZ on almost every site!

QUICK STATS:
  • NAME- Carrie/Derek/Xeno. Whatever!
  • PRONOUNS- She/her and they/them.
  • AGE- 20, unfortunately.
  • LOCATION- Midwestern USA. Get me out, please!
  • SEXUALITY- Don't know, don't care!
  • GENDER- Asking a lot of questions, aren't we?
  • SORRY- It's fine.

       What else? Well, I'm an artist! It's my one marketable skill, so I gotta show it off. I'm a big fan of a buncha different styles, but it all comes back to cartoons! Simply cannot get enough of forms simplified into basic shapes. One of humanity's greatest ideas.

       I'm also a huge fan of horror, especially internet-based horror! ARGs, unfiction, spooky webseries, that kind of stuff. I'm very opinionated about them! Don't ask me about it unless you're ready for the most annoying and inaccesible infodump of your life. I grew up with Creepypasta and that left a lasting impression on me. I'll let you decide if that's a good thing or not.

       Animals are another major interest of mine. Husbandry, biology, behavior, stuff like that. I think it's mega beautiful that we get to share our world with such a diverse cast of little guys. I truly can't get enough of 'em. It's hard to narrow down my favorites, so here's a few: dogs, aye-ayes (and lemurs as a whole), budgerigars, all kinds of sharks, and donkeys.

       Just to cover all my bases, here's a list of special interests past and present, in no particular order:

  • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
  • Night in the Woods
  • Creepypasta
  • Homestuck
  • Warrior Cats
  • Animals (lemurs and parrots especially)
  • The Magnus Archives
  • Radio TV Solutions
  • Wham City Comedy
  • Beastars
  • ARGs/Unfiction/Horror webseries
  • Internet cultural history
  • Really shitty horror movies

       Well, that should about do it, I think! I'm sure you can learn a lot more about my sick and twisted mind by looking around my other pages. Thanks for visiting! Here's a pic of my cockatiel, Spike. Seeya!